oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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