He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
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