ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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