with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
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