are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
Randomize
