Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
Randomize
