why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
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