South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
so when our kids ask "when did you know you loved mommy?" you're gonna say "when she sent me emoticons about slobbing on my knob?"
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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