White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
Randomize
