But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
Hashtag Pathetic
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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