you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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