Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
I let my cat eat the pepperonis off of my pizza while I was still eating it. That's the level of tequila drunk I got last night.
God I adore you.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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