We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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