Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
I'm passing your future prison.
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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