just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
im in a kiddie pool, high, with a keg in arms reach. If i had a sandwich and a blowjob this would be the best day ever
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." 🙄 🍞🍷
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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