can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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