five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
Say something about gay babies.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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