Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Ugh. I'm going to die alone, sister. Half-eaten by one of my thirty-seven cats and clutching a martini shaker
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
This can only be settled by a dance off.
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