If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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