Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
Randomize
