all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
Randomize
