I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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