I wanna bring you to show and tell
I could have mohawked her pubes.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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