she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
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