I wannas sexs uuuuu
I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
Randomize
