Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
My balls are so social today.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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