ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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