she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
I woke up to three texts telling me to "go fuck myself," a panicked voicemail from my mom, and a girl thanking me... I'm not sure which I should take care of first
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
So here I am, sexting at work.
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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