dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
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