i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
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