Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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