it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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