In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
Randomize
