There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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