Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
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