do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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