I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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