My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
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