so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
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