At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
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