I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
I read the police report. You asked the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your facebook. No way you get out of a DUI.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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