It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
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