I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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