used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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