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My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
We've already decided our costumes for next Halloween. She's going as Cookie Monster and I'm going as Elmo. She's just going to ask for Oatmeal Cookie shots, and I'm asking for Red-Headed Slut shots.
Dude, its January.
We're going to do the voices too.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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