Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
Randomize
