I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
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