got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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