it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
I think I sprained my soul last night
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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