I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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