ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
its not stalking. its research.
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
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