"it" just moved
Pappa wants mamma naked
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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