We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
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