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youre lurking in front of me
Me too!
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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